“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far
The miserable wizard reading that his favorite spell, “instant painful organ failure IV” has been banned by the council, closing his newspaper and crying softly to himself while a light misting or rain falls outside
new party drug dropped that’s called “two girls kissing”. all it costs is a little kiss. it’ll get u rlly fucked




